A Nigerian father has captured the hearts and funny bones of the internet with a brutally honest and hilarious rant about the practical challenges of fatherhood, specifically when it comes to mimicking a mother's natural abilities.
The Viral Confession of a 'Chicken-Bending' Dad
In a clip that quickly spread across social media, the dad delivered a monologue that many parents found relatable. He shared a recent experience where he was tasked with carrying his toddler daughter on his back, using a wrapper, while his wife was busy cooking.
It was during this routine parental duty that he claimed to have had a profound revelation. He humorously declared that women's breasts were not primarily created for men, but rather served a crucial practical purpose for mothers. According to his new theory, they act as natural anchors or hooks to secure the wrapper when carrying a baby on one's back.
The Struggle is Real: No Breasts, Slipping Wrapper
The core of his complaint stemmed from his lack of this specific anatomical feature. He lamented that because he has no breasts, the cloth wrapper kept slipping off his chest as he carried his daughter. This forced him into an awkward and uncomfortable posture just to keep the baby secured and asleep.
"I bend like chicken because I no get breast," he stated vividly, describing the contorted position he had to maintain. He emphasized that this child, in particular, had turned him into a "full-time contortionist" because his love for her would not allow him to let her cry.
He repeated for emphasis, "I didn't bend like this for any of my children," highlighting the unique challenge this toddler presented.
From 'Not Happy Man' to 'Dangerous Lion'
The video took a dramatic and protective turn towards the end. The father issued a stern warning to any future suitors who might one day seek his daughter's hand in marriage. He boldly told them not to dare question how much he had spent raising her.
He concluded his passionate speech with a powerful self-declaration, stating that he is "not a happy man, but a dangerous lion" when it comes to his daughter. This shift from comedic struggler to fiercely protective father resonated deeply with viewers.
The video was posted on the popular Linda Ikeji Blog Instagram page (@lindaikejiblogofficial) on January 9, 2026, at 1:50 PM, where it quickly amassed views and reactions.
